Funniest Thing I Heard All Week

Phillip and I were in Vegas and the girls were home. I bought a ton of food before we left and we also left them money in case they wanted to eat out. We called home several times a day and sometimes they answered the phone and sometimes not. We had a much better response rate with texts. Here is one of the texts...

Me: Dad wants to know what you had for dinner.

Cara: Despair. As in, nothing.

She never ceases to crack me up.

The Funniest Thing I Heard All Week

I am getting ready to make some hot dogs for lunch and I ask Cara if she wanted some.  Her response..."No, we don't have any hot dog buns.  What good is a hot dog without a throne?"  Next time I went to the store, "thrones" were on the grocery list.

The Funniest Thing I Heard All Week

Cara has a wicked sense of humor. She has a wonderful take on things that often has us laughing. I have started writing some of these gems down and will post them here, because I will forget and that would be a shame. Some of them are priceless.

She is taking JROTC this year and is loving it so far. The girls have the option of wearing pants or a skirt as part of their uniform. She comes home today and tells me that she finally decided which way to go...pants or skirt. "I have decided to get the skirt because that way I look more like a business woman." Ok, business woman it is then.